"Let's Play a Drinking Game," They Said

A certain site thinks they should take a shot every time I say, "What the actual fuck." That's cute, but not the best way to get smashed. I don't say it that often, and that's a lot of time spent sober in between drinks.

 

Here's a better idea:

 

Let's take a shot every time a butthurt SPA says or does something stupid that hurts their career - and then blames it on someone else!

 

Actually, no, that's a terrible idea. You'll get alcohol poisoning before the hour is through.

Reblogged from Reading a Thousand Lives